bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via otter-nonsensee)

"Straight vodka burns less than telling you what you did was okay."
– (via kshma)

(via pan-africanist)


"Never judge someone. Especially if you don’t know them, because you don’t know what they’re going through. And for all you know, your words could be the last thing they hear before they decide they have had enough."
– Danny O’Donoghue (via feat)

(via metalhearted)